The Punjab Pulse Bureau
This is not an ordinary death notice. It is the confession Punjab must read in the mirror.
No earthquakes or wars destroyed us. We perfected the art of self-destruction – through poisoned politics, cultural amnesia, and the betrayal of our own children.
Here lies Punjab, murdered by its own guardians, with the weapons of greed, apathy, short-term thinking and wilful ignorance.
Time of Death
Punjab, Age 5000+, pronounced dead on the exact moment we stopped caring.
Attributed reasons for the death – Self-inflicted wounds. No external invaders could do what we did ourselves
Autopsy Report
A thread on how we murdered our own civilization:
- Full Name: Punjabiyat – The Soul of Punjab
- Place of Birth: Mehrgarh (Pre-indus)
- Date of Birth: Circa 7000 BCE (Indus Valley Era)
- Date of Death: 2025 (When we stopped caring)
- Survived by: A generation of addicts, corrupt leaders, and heartbroken elders
Cause of Death
Suicide – Economic desperation de to the Farm-to-drug pipeline
Final heartbeat: When youth chose syringes over tractors. Cultural Cardiac Arrest
Murder weapon: Willful abandonment of language and values. Last words: English Bol, Punjabi Bhulll
Political Poisoning — Lethal dose: 75 years of toxic populism
Autopsy finding: 42% of MLAs had criminal records (2022)
Final Moments Timeline:
- 2000: Sold farmland to colonizers
- 2010: Replaced folk songs with gangster rap
- 2020: Schools became drug dens
- 2024: Last honest man migrated to Canada
The Killers Identified
- The Political-Builder Mafia
- The Drug Cartel in Police Uniform
- The Silent Middle Class
- Every Punjabi who looked away
Funeral Procession Route:
From Golden Temple to: Border villages now ghost towns – Ludhiana’s closed factories –
Chandigarh’s corrupt corridors-
Grave Inscription
“Here lies Punjab – Had the world’s best soil and the most hard working people. Grew the world’s worst leaders.”
Legacy Objectives
The surviors will need to
- Rekindle Punjab’s Entrepreneurial Spirit
- Revive the Warrior-Scholar Tradition
- Celebrate the Cultural Soul
- Reignite the fearless justice legacy
If this hurts, you are alive enough to fight. Start the resurrection by spreading the Gurus word
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